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I Love This Kid

Not a great long term thinker, but a giant set o’ balls on him

13 Year Old Steals Dad’s Credit Card to Buy Hookers

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

outrage about cory maye

hat tip to the agitator.

i’ve been following the cory maye case for a while now, the guy was railroaded. here’s an excellent video from reason.tv hosted by drew carey.

please go to reason.tv to digg or reddit it.

just two more victims from the war on drugs.

Vintage Onion

I looked for this story a long time ago and couldn’t find it, but a Fark thread linking to Very Special Forces spurred me on to resuming the search, with positive results!

Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog

WASHINGTON, DC—Unveiling its newest weapon in the fight against terrorism Monday, the Department of Homeland Security announced the deputization of Rufus, a big ol’ mongrel ornery enough to make Al Qaeda think twice about carrying out an attack against the U.S.

“Rufus here has one wild hair up his ass ’bout most everything,” said Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge, as he introduced the dog, a Rottweiler-pitbull-Doberman mix, to the White House press corps. “But I got a feelin’ Rufus has a ’specially wild hair to fetch him up some of them Ay-rab terrorist types.”…

Rufus is widely regarded as the meanest dog employed by the State Department since Bocephalus, a hard-on of a coon hound who was, by all accounts, crazier than possum fuck. Bocephalus made worldwide headlines in October 1979 when he attempted to tree the Ayatollah.

Read the whole thing. Yulavious.

Frak Yeah

In a dualistic way, there are two types of time in the world: time spent watching BSG, and time spent waiting to watch BSG. I have to kill 9.5 hours until the next all-new episode airs. I will likely spend that time in contemplation of the awesomeness that is BSG.